As long as they’re putting this guy in their ads here’s the perfect dialogue

[John Malkovich sitting in the living room, talking to Siri on his iPhone]

John Malkovich: Malkovich. Malkovich malkovich malkovich, malkovich?
Siri: Malkovich malkovich malkovich. Malkovich malkovich?
John Malkovich: Malkovich. Malkovich malkovich.

[John Malkovich looks up at his ceiling]

John Malkovich: Malkovich malkovich?
Siri: Malkovich malkovich malkovich.
John Malkovich: Malkvovich! Malkovich malkovich malkovich.
Siri: Malkovich malkovich.

[Apple logo displayed on white full screen]

Voiceover

John Malkovich: Malkovich…Malkovich.

[Fade out]


Surely this has already been done.