The bay area’s influx of tech companies that make money by (EDITOR: PUT THIS PART IN LATER AFTER WE FIGURE OUT JUST HOW THESE GUYS MAKE ALL THIS MONEY) is displacing others who make the trains run on time.

“You can’t have a city of just rich people,” he said. “A city needs restaurant workers, a city needs schoolteachers, a city needs taxi drivers.”

Yeah! With no poor people around who’s gonna valet park all these Teslas?!