Browse on amazon.
Oh. A chicken mask? You should buy that! You could be JACKET from Hotline Miami! All you need is a high school varsity jacket and this chicken mask.
Click click. Done.
Oh man. How sweet would THAT be? JACKET from Hotline Miami as a costume. Other people do it and it looks SICK!
Sure, not many people would understand it. But for those that would they’d think it was awesome. You NEVER have good ideas for Halloween, but this year is different.
Now all I need is that jacket. I’ll ask around.
never asks around
Three weeks later
…I’m just some doofus at work with a chicken mask on.