Song titles used to be way simpler

My sister: You should listen to that song, the one that goes “If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.”
Me: Yeah, Jimmy Soul! What’s the name of that song?
My sister: I always thought it was “If you wanna be happy”
– She browses around on my phone –
My sister: WHY DON’T YOU OWN THIS?!