Sitting Is Deadly

Okay, everybody up, right now. Let’s all take a brief stroll, for our health. I myself am going to run downstairs and have a cigarette, but, really, anything is better for you than sitting, which will kill you dead. DEAD. Also, have you ever tried working at a standing desk? Doesn’t it make you feel super-pretentious? Like, who am I, Arturo Toscanini?1 It just doesn’t do it for me.