“And then after Maladroit their tour bus got hit by a meteorite and they all died, never to release another album ever again. AND THAT’S THE TRUTH!”
– Me explaining the Weezer discography to my children.
Kids: You told us Weezer was killed by a meteorite!
Me: Well, when they got hit by the meteorite they ceased to be Weezer and became Darth Weezer. So what I told you was the truth…from a certain point of view.
Kids: A CERTAIN POINT OF VIEW?!