Unfuck The Situation

Unfucking this situation is a sensible and obvious outcome, and while you’re driving 105 miles an hour down Highway 280 to the scene of the crime, I will repeat myself: What, precisely, are you trying to do?

It’s a hard question to effectively answer when people are yelling, but phenomenal answers sound like:

  • We need to demonstrate to this customer that we are capable of exceeding their expectations.
  • We need the people who depend on us to trust that their faith in us is not misplaced.
  • We need the Planet Earth to understand that we aren’t evil.

You will notice that none of these answers read “unfuck the situation”.