Spin’s Lana Del Rey Review

“‘Bob Dylan’ is not his real name. The ‘Ramones’ were not related. ‘Sun Ra’ was from Alabama, not Saturn. The Strokes’ dads are not plumbers. ‘Rick Ross’… look, we don’t have time for this.”

I’m not going to read the full review, but if you’re looking for authenticity in your pop music you’re looking in the wrong place.

Also, potential parodies include:

  • Vingey O. Rhames (sung to the melody of Video Games)
  • Born To Fry (sung to the melody of Born To Die)
  • Born To Dye (sung to the melody of Born To Die)
  • Born To Wry (sung to the melody of Born To Die)

Let’s make Vingey O. Rhames happen.