“Apple vs. Droid” by Pauly Casillas

I don’t have an iPhone. I own a Droid. I could have an iPhone if I wanted, but I don’t. The reason I won’t own an iPhone is mainly because I hate some (SOME, not all) of the iPhone users. The reason I hate them is because they try to make me feel like a huge asshole for not having an iPhone. I always get scoffed or teased when an iPhone user finds out I have a Droid.

Shit. I have done this.