Yelp reviewers are very proud of themselves

As shown by Fuck You Yelper.

Like this one:

Our head waiter was very good and did very well to check up on us for drinks and water, however when it came to some of the dishes he seemed to not know the answer one too many times. I am not talking about specific ingredients or wine pairings, but simple questions like where the butter came from or how many counts in the espresso.