Oh, I’ll play some Final Fantasy III.
Guess I’ll explore this dungeon.
Guess I’ll open this treasure.
Guess I’ll talk to all the people in this town.
Guess I’ll go into this cave. It’s in a town, so it’s probably not dangerous.
OH SHIT THERE ARE SKELETON SOLDIERS DOWN HERE AND OH FUC——-
Elapsed time, 20 minutes. Will have to start over.
That’s why I don’t play Final Fantasy games much anymore.