Overheard In A Hospital

A nurse is closing the curtain at a patient’s bed when he protests:

Patient: You don’t need to do that. You only need to do that if I’m getting changed.

Nurse: It’s time for your medicine…I thought I’d give you some privacy.

Patient: …There ain’t no such thing as privacy here.

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p>Nurse: Well, you’re right about that.

And because I’m a nerd, I thought of Facebook and other means of Social Networking on the internet. It has a curtain too, but you hear everything.