People Who Want Fast Money Are Fucking Nuts!

Oh my God!

Has anyone seen Mad Money?

I’m up in Burlington right now flipping through the channels. CNBC has this program on with a stock advisor named Jim Cramer.

He’s insane. It’s like watching the WCW or being at a primal scream seminar, but for money.

He does his show SCREAMING about what stocks you gotta buy. It’ll be something like, “Walmart is gonna do well ’cause the economy is so bad!!! OHHHHHHH!!! BUY IT!!!!” And then he hits a button that goes “BUY BUY BUY!!!” If he thinks something is going to be a bull market he hits a button that goes “MOOO” and shows bulls charge at you from the screen.

Then later in the show he’ll take calls, and they typically go like this:

Cramer: We got Paul on the line from Georgia – Paul whaddaya got for me! Paul: AHHHH!!! Cramer: AHHHH!!!!!!!!! Paul: Jim, I wanna know what you think about Coke. I’ve been holding onto it forever. ARHHHHHGGG!!!! Cramer: AHHHH!!!! Paul: AHHHHHH!!!! Cramer: You’re from Georgia, so I know why ya got Coke. Here’s what I think…hold on to Coke ’cause food products are on the way up, up up!!! But sell a little bit of that Coke and buy in to Pepsi!!! AHHH!!!! ARRCHRCHRCGRCG!!!! Next CALLER!!!!

I never want to be like that.

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