Monthly Archives: June 2005
The Corporation
I watched The Corporation last night. It’s interesting in that it calls corporations on their status as an individual and clarifies them insane. The problem is that it glosses over all corporations in general. Sure, it gives examples of specific … Continue reading
It’s Gonna Rain, It’s Gonna Rain, It’s Gonna Rain, It’s Gonna Rain
It just rained heavily around here, which is very cool.
Geeky Apple Stuff
So, just when I think it’s safe to even start thinking about getting a Powermac G5, they change everything. We’re going to Intel. I think that’s fine. But what I really want to know is if a few years after … Continue reading
Just Off The Mark
One of the more difficult things at work lately has been learning programs like Quark and Photoshop, with deadlines no less. I had never used QuarkXPress until a few weeks ago, and the most I’ve ever done with Photoshop has … Continue reading
Songs For Silverman and Six Channels of Sound
My sister bought me Ben Folds’ new CD for my birthday. She got me the Dualdisc version, and except for some size issues (the disc didn’t want to come out of my Powerbook all the way) it worked out well. … Continue reading
The Difference
INT – Parent’s Kitchen. Dan goes up to George noticing he’s holding a cheese doodle. Dan: You see, this is the difference between you and me. (Dan points at George’s cheese doodle and then at his own carrot stick). George: … Continue reading
The Most Surreal Mac Program Ever
If you don’t have a 2nd mouse button, you right click by holding down Ctrl and Shift together.
It’s Begun
You know that you’re a company man when you’re planning on attending a seminar on how to use Powerpoint.
10 Steps To Being A Pain In The Ass At The Office
Step 1: Always Establish Blame. This should be the first thing you do when trouble arises. If there’s a problem, make sure that you distance yourself from it as far as possible. Don’t even attempt to try to solve the … Continue reading