Bear, GET OUT DA DAMN BATHROOM!

I went to the bathroom at work and I swore that the room smelt like honey, which left this visual image in my head of a bear having a desk job. It was dressed in a shirt and tie, and while his manager was away he snuck off to the bathroom with a honey pot.

He closed the bathroom door and wiped his brow. The bear licked his lips as he pulled out the honey from under his shirt. He moaned as he tasted his delicious honey, and then:

Manager: Bear?! Are you in there?! Bear: GRrrr…. Manager: Bear, you got a call on line 7! Bear: Growrrr!! Manger: Bear, this is your last warning! Bear: Rarr….

And that’s why it smelt like honey in the bathroom. It was honey or cigarettes…more likely cigarettes.